Friday, July 17, 2015

First Date - Can I kiss You?


“Can I kiss you?” she said.
Of course.
A meeting at a sleepy pub with an Irish name.
Her mom kissed her goodbye as she got out of the car, nervous anticipation visible and felt from a distance.
A kiss for luck as well, perhaps?
A shared smoke and whiskey on the warm and vacant patio. There was a bowling alley nearby.
Let’s blow this sleepy joint.
Orange Eight-pound balls.
An old phone prank comes to mind.
Nerves. A spilled drink, a too-long wait to get a towel.
She’s going to think I can’t handle my liquor. This is off to a good start.
“I’m just glad it wasn’t me.”
A gaze into her hazel eyes sent them floor-ward, cheeks pinkening, head cocked and slowly, subtly turning.
That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
A verbal slip and another. We laughed at ourselves and together.
A turkey and two victories for her, followed by a 4-block wander to a bar that took a map, satellites orbiting the Earth and a compass to find… “Gossips.”
 “Becauze Drugz,” she wrote on his forehead in indelible ink.
Sense of humor, adventurous, outgoing. Amazing.
“Can I kiss you?” she stated.
Of course.


At the end of the night, I dropped Tina and Shayna off at another man's house. Keith was his name. I spoke with him briefly. He asked me if I had any weed. I later learned that he was a meth dealer. A lovely end to a first date and no red flags at all!